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If Jack had twitter

April 9, 2010

*dancing with the silly (gay) lion
*chased a ball, but missed and fell on my head
*putting food in chewy’s water bowl, then taking it out
*putting my paci in chewy’s water bowl
*starting my lawnmower, then looking to see if anyone’s watching me do this
*trying to find a way to get the safety plugs out of the outlets
*where’s roger? i must find him!
*chasing chewy into a corner, then laughing at him
*i wonder what’s in those cabinets i’m not allowed to get into in the kitchen
*must keep trying to get in those cabinets
*toilet bowls are fascinating
*throwing my lunch on the floor. i only like food every other day.
*hanging my head in shame when i get found playing in chewys water bowl
*fake coughing is amazing
*why does she keep calling me “mama”
*never sleeping is the ultimate goal

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 9, 2010 2:49 pm

    It’s probably a good thing Jack doesn’t tweet yet. He might get himself in trouble with his mom.

  2. mom permalink
    April 9, 2010 3:42 pm

    Jack would be hilarious if he tweeted.

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